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Brains of elderly are slow because they know so much....
By Sarah Knapton, Science Correspondent
Older people do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains, scientists believe. Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full up, so to do humans take longer to access information, it has been suggested.
Researchers say this slowing down it is not the same as cognitive decline. The human brain works slower in old age,” said Dr. Michael Ramscar, “but only because we have stored more information over time. The brains of older people do not get weak. On the contrary, they simply know more.”
Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
SO THERE!! We Are All Brilliant!
(from Seawolf Len Woltersdorf)
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..my wife, what's her name..says my hard-drive has flopped.."kaput" ...now i can prove, thanks Dan, i be brillrant...now why did i come in here.?..... 
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Alzheimer's is actually a result of trying to remember to much worthless crap, it only has so much capacity...useless stuff comes in and forces usefull stuff out... so do yourself a favor, give up on remembering BS like birthdays, who you owe money to, anniversaries, how to get home from the bar...April 15, you will maintain your brilliance!
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Kid they have a presription drug out for Floppy Hard-Drivees. The Generic name is MYKOXAFLOPPEN. Commonnlyy known as Viagra. I took it for a whilebut all it did was make me point North 4 times a day.
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..well Chief...it's a sad tale i carry..yah see brother my hippocampus attempts transfers wit me cerebral cortex of ye temporal lobes, yet due to my rhythmicity center pathways to my medulla oblongata the basal nuclei homeostasis- flops undirectional...thanks for ask'n Stubby ole buddy, i do hope this clears up any unobtrusively unresolved confussion or unpretentious unity, matter of being unripe i suppose..go figure-agent orange would be my unprincipled honk, one might say..or not say,...i,..only can struggle with the homogenize'n conscript me-self.!! and that's a fact, perhaps..?...
luv yah Gene........
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Its highly likely that with your use of big fancie words that you play a mean game of Scrabble/Upwards. I still eat Alphabet soup,doesnt help much. just saayen.
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..thanks Gene,,,but it's really "Battleship"... tactical..
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Submarine Races are my Forte,I tink.
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In 2016 you can include females in the submarine races category. Should be interesting..........
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How do you drive a boat in the canyon????
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..Does your anchor clank upon the canyon,?,as you go as "fast as you can".. Stubby,,,just saaay'nn....
..and i don't care to use your snork'ill none eyethar......
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Tie me Anchor down boy and clean me snorrkell. is that a song?? if it aint it should beeee.
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