Home Security

[STUBBY]

   I got tired of paying $39.99 a month for my security system service.  So I put up a Pakistani flag on one side of my drive-way and a black ISIS flag on the other side.  A sandbag bunker on my deck and now Homeland security,FBI,NSA,CIA and Lord knows what other alphabet are watching my house 24/7.  The county Sherrif drives by 8 or 10 times day and night.staring and shining lights at the house.  I feel much safer now.  STUBBY

[kid purington]

                           say, "Hello" to my little friend here....don't get many solicitor's at the door no-more...hah.

[STUBBY]

   Can't top that.